Saptahik Samachar

Namaskar,

Sabse pehle, khed prakat karte hue main yeh soochit karta hoon ki financial turmoil ke karan, ab samachar kewal saptah mein ek baar prakashit hongein.

 

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Entertainment Evening ke turant baad hi kuch bachon ne hostel mein hardang machaya aur holi khelne ki koshish ki, lekin humare priye Satinder aur Surinder ne aakar sara mazaa kidkida kar diya aur sagar urf NEGTIVE ko gandi gandi galiyan di, par humein koi farak nahi pada. Note- Vijay was also a part of this holi celebration.

Holi khelne ke baad, bachon ne kaam walon ka rooop dharan kiya aur sare floor ki safayee ki.

CL Olympics mein, IWSB ke bacche, jo ek special attraction the, almost har game mein apni dhajiyanudwa kar aa gaye, aur finally is baat se santust ho gaye, ki participaion is more important.(leaving behind cricket and 100 m)

ADiti is poore hafte, as usual bachon ki tarah poore hostel mein chiikhti chillati rahi, koi class attend nahi ki, bas ghar ghar khela. (aap jante hi honge kiske saath).

Sahil abhi tak Srijan ki khatam hone ki baat ko nahi pacha paye hain aur 2 hafte se lapata hain. aaj hi pata laga hai ki sahil ki prajati ka ek jaan chandigarh mein dikha hai. (fingers crossed, woh sahil na ho.)

Aaj ki taazaa khabar ke anusar, Mansi ne humare priye Varun Shukla urf Commissioner ke moonh pe ek zordar tamacha laga. Akhri report milne tak Varun zinda paaye gaye the.

IWSB mein pehli Holi raat ke samay hi shuru ho gayee. Us raat ki celebrations ke mukhya kirdaar rahe The Kacha Jalao Boys, namely Abhilash (yes, Abhilash), Arif, Asad, Prateek, Puia, Vivek, aur Samrat (yes, all the names are correct), jinhone, aadhi rat, apne branded kache (Tommy, UCB, Jockey, Hanes) jala kar IsWB mein Holi ki pratha ka shubh arambh kiya. 

Holi ke din, 80000 ltr Beer pine ke baad Samrat bilkul hosh mein the aur Joydeep bina daroo piye bhi talli tha.

Because of some personal problems between Puia and Sourab, Pui has shifted the position of his bed. (Please pray for the two)

Aaj Jab Mr. Sanjeev Bikhchandani apna hand impression clay pe de rahe the, to unhone itna zor lagaya ki neeche pada table toot gaya.(we had to shift to another table)

 

Important Nws: The most awaited interview of the season, Gaja capital, Educomp, Vishal Mega Mart and Bonanza Portfolio was a big big disaster.

Mr. Iman ad Mr. Vikas ne hum 9 logon ki itni pyaar se maari ki hum bayaan nahi kar sakte. Mere interview mein unhone ek teer se do nishane saadhe, mere Papa ke bare mein bhi saari information leli. Sahil ne stand le liya aur kaha ki I don't know anything and that is why i want to join your company so that i can learn things during my summers. Humare apne Sourabh apni Tie ki ad karne gaye the aur Imran se pooch baithe ki meri Tie kaise hai. HOwever, yeh interbiew Hotel Raddison mein hua, jahan hum sab ne do baar Coffee pee aur cookies ka anand uthaya.

 

P.S.--- Vijay ghar se Gujiya laya hai, Varun do carton juice, cake aur cheese spread.

 

Aaj ke liye itna hi

 

Shubh Ratri

India ka No.1 Reporter, 

Vipash Rattan