Saptahik Samachar

Namaskar,

Sabse pehle, khed prakat karte hue main yeh soochit karta hoon ki financial turmoil ke karan, ab samachar kewal saptah mein ek baar prakashit hongein.

 

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Entertainment Evening ke turant baad hi kuch bachon ne hostel mein hardang machaya aur holi khelne ki koshish ki, lekin humare priye Satinder aur Surinder ne aakar sara mazaa kidkida kar diya aur sagar urf NEGTIVE ko gandi gandi galiyan di, par humein koi farak nahi pada. Note- Vijay was also a part of this holi celebration.

Holi khelne ke baad, bachon ne kaam walon ka rooop dharan kiya aur sare floor ki safayee ki.

CL Olympics mein, IWSB ke bacche, jo ek special attraction the, almost har game mein apni dhajiyanudwa kar aa gaye, aur finally is baat se santust ho gaye, ki participaion is more important.(leaving behind cricket and 100 m)

ADiti is poore hafte, as usual bachon ki tarah poore hostel mein chiikhti chillati rahi, koi class attend nahi ki, bas ghar ghar khela. (aap jante hi honge kiske saath).

Sahil abhi tak Srijan ki khatam hone ki baat ko nahi pacha paye hain aur 2 hafte se lapata hain. aaj hi pata laga hai ki sahil ki prajati ka ek jaan chandigarh mein dikha hai. (fingers crossed, woh sahil na ho.)

Aaj ki taazaa khabar ke anusar, Mansi ne humare priye Varun Shukla urf Commissioner ke moonh pe ek zordar tamacha laga. Akhri report milne tak Varun zinda paaye gaye the.

IWSB mein pehli Holi raat ke samay hi shuru ho gayee. Us raat ki celebrations ke mukhya kirdaar rahe The Kacha Jalao Boys, namely Abhilash (yes, Abhilash), Arif, Asad, Prateek, Puia, Vivek, aur Samrat (yes, all the names are correct), jinhone, aadhi rat, apne branded kache (Tommy, UCB, Jockey, Hanes) jala kar IsWB mein Holi ki pratha ka shubh arambh kiya. 

Holi ke din, 80000 ltr Beer pine ke baad Samrat bilkul hosh mein the aur Joydeep bina daroo piye bhi talli tha.

Because of some personal problems between Puia and Sourab, Pui has shifted the position of his bed. (Please pray for the two)

Aaj Jab Mr. Sanjeev Bikhchandani apna hand impression clay pe de rahe the, to unhone itna zor lagaya ki neeche pada table toot gaya.(we had to shift to another table)

 

Important Nws: The most awaited interview of the season, Gaja capital, Educomp, Vishal Mega Mart and Bonanza Portfolio was a big big disaster.

Mr. Iman ad Mr. Vikas ne hum 9 logon ki itni pyaar se maari ki hum bayaan nahi kar sakte. Mere interview mein unhone ek teer se do nishane saadhe, mere Papa ke bare mein bhi saari information leli. Sahil ne stand le liya aur kaha ki I don't know anything and that is why i want to join your company so that i can learn things during my summers. Humare apne Sourabh apni Tie ki ad karne gaye the aur Imran se pooch baithe ki meri Tie kaise hai. HOwever, yeh interbiew Hotel Raddison mein hua, jahan hum sab ne do baar Coffee pee aur cookies ka anand uthaya.

 

P.S.--- Vijay ghar se Gujiya laya hai, Varun do carton juice, cake aur cheese spread.

 

Aaj ke liye itna hi

 

Shubh Ratri

India ka No.1 Reporter, 

Vipash Rattan

Life @ IWSB

Ye Subah ko late jagna, aur breakfast na karna
Wo bus ke peeche bhagna,
Ab bus mil bhi jaye to kya hai
Wo Assignment ke chakkar me, idhar udhar batakana
Wo copy paste karana,phir bhi time pe submit na karna
Fir assignment pura ho bhi jaye to kya hai
Woh college pahuchna, Wo debt equity parna
Fir bor hoke neend ka aana, par attendance ke samay jag jana
Ab kuch samajh me na bhi aaye to kya hai
Woh srijan ka halla. Wo IWPL ki masti
Dube hue khayalo me dubi hui basti
Wo rural ko jyana, aur bati choka khana
Ab rural project se kuch learning ho bhi jaye to kya hai
Wo Lunch ka aana aur bhuk ka bhag jana
Fir bimtech pe jake wo roal ka khana
Wo canteen ko jana, lekin kuch bhi na pana
Phir yadi lunch kar bhi lo to kya hai
Wo library ko jana, bus entry karke aa jana
Kitabo ko palatna, aur kuch na samajhna
Aub library me jakar so bhi jaye to kya hai
Vo hostel vapas aana, aake so jana
Wo Snacks ko jana, aur aloo ka pana
Ab yadi snacks kar bhi lo to kya hai
Wo assignment ki tension and problem of retention
But faculty ask for attention
Ab attention ho bhi jaye to kya hai
Wo projects ke badal, Wo reports ki andhi
Har Ek Keyboard Ghayal, Har Ek Login Pyaasi
Excel Mein Uljhan, MS word Mein Udaasi
Ab laptop crash ho bhi jayeto kya hai
Wo Recession ka aana, placement ka latak jana
Company ka aana, par project man na bhana
Ab placement ho bhi jaye to kya hai
Wo entrepreneurs ka aana, ethnic dress pahankar jana
Unko sunke wo josh ka aana, per sam tak bagh jana
Ab entrepreneur ban bhi jaye to kya hai
Yeh Document, Yeh Meetings, Yeh Features Ki Duniya,
Yeh Insaan Ke Dushman, Cursors Ki Duniya
Yeh Deadlines Ke Bhooke, Management Ki Duniya;
Yeh manager Agar Ban Bhi Jaaye To Kya Hai
Ye life he hamari thodi tedi lekin pyari
We wish for the prosperity of IWSB community Sari

Written by

Anuj Gaur

Kapil Aggrawal

Recited by Anuj and Kapil at Cultural Eve -Srijan- on March 4th 2009

Also at 

http://anujgaurrishu.blogspot.com/2009/03/life-iwsb.html

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Namashkar!!

kal raat sagar ne phir pizza order kiya aur maine canteen mein maggi khaya. bhaskar ki team ne 3 bar play rehearsal kiya.

mansi aur aditi 5 laptops, 6 speakers aur 1.2 km electric wire ke saath final dance practice kar rahe they. sahil aur joydeep

"srijan" ke hangover se joojh rahe hain.kuch companies ke college mein aane se, aur "outlook" ne thok mein 5 bacchon

ko summers ke liye uthane se bacchon mein khushi ki lahar daud gayi hai. asad akbar der raat tak saare bacchhon

ka khayal rakh rahe they. abhilash jo ab tak "shaurya" aur "a few good men" 

25-30 bar dekh chuke hain, col suraj singh ke character mein ghusne ke liye hollywood  aur bollywood

war movies dekh rahe hain padhai chhod 

kar.  der rat  6th floor se chikhne chillane ki aawaze aa rahi thi, maloom karne par pataa chala ki kuch log gaane ki

rehearsal kar rahe they cultural evening ke liye. pure mahoul mei cultural evening ka nasha jadoo banke cha gaya hai.                   

is hafte door door tak padhai ka namon nishan nahin dikh raha hai. thursday onwards saare bachey ghar bhagne ki

plan bana chuke hai. pakistan mein sri lankan team ki attack se indian economy ki gdp pe -0.5 % ki effect padne wali hai.

aage ka haal jaanne ke liye har ghante pg10 par online rahiye.

staff reporter

dev.p. aka Debashish Patra

Cultural Eve-Srijan @ IWSB on 4th March

On 4th March 2009 we had our  first cultural eve Srijan @ IWSB.It was a get together for students, faculty ans staff of IWSB family.Venue was our best  hangout place KRC which is a so called library for all of us.We had pariticipants from faculty and students. The show was hosted by horrible Surya and Sweet Prachi.They were funny and quite hinglish.I enjoyed their show from behind the camera as I was the videographer for the eve...

The eve started with prayer by Aditi, Arif and Meera and then with sweet ,lovely and live music of Sitar by Arup Gopal, friend of Shom. He was marvellous... had great time capturing him on video...

It went on for more than 50 mins. Then we played MIME game .It was betweeen faculty and Students. Though they won we had great fun. Next the show continued with dance of Aditi and Mansi, then poem reciting by Shatanu Ganguly, our beloved librarian and mentor. I will try to get a copy of his poem and soon update here. We also had poem by Anuj and Kapil towards the end of the show which I will be ulpoading here soon. They did a great job to explain the Life @ IWSB in their poetic way. Everybody applauded for them

The show continued with song by Vipash,another song by Riaz Khan, Poem by Rai Mahimapat Ray though he was absent, the poem by Rai was recited by Abhilash.The the main attraction of the show Sourabh's mimicry act on some students . Everybody were on their feat to just simply beat up Saurabh. Then a small Play by Bhaskar, Sameer , Taranbit a.k.a Tazz and etc on the theme based on Lagaan. But this time britishers paying lagaan and playing kabaddi. Tunda aka Debashish was hightlight of the play as he got Elizabeth aka Prachi at the end of play with the defeat of Britishers in Kabaddi match .

Again after the play there were some group songs from Arif and Vivek then by another group of Vipash ,Tazz and Arif.

Hey extremely sorry to forget the lovely and two man standing comedy act by Tazz and apna Raahul . They played a cop and T.V host . Kauffnak tha unka comedy!!

Ended the eve with a small appreciation from Shom and then we all hit the dance floor with crazy numbers from delhi 6 and kajra re ....

At the end not to forget the food ..oh man....Loved it and then dispersed with lovely memories for lifetime.

Cya

Harish aka Hari Sadu

Samachaar !!

Namashkar!

 

Aaj ke samachar is prakar hain.....

 

do din pehle, Abhilash ne  'A few good men'  24th baar dekhi... wo apne play ke character Col. Surat Singh ko gehrayee se samajhne ka bharpoor prayaas kar rahe hain, apne aane wala play, Courtmarshal ke liye..

Aaj outlook ke results aane k baad devarshi bahut nakhush hain.. unka kehna hai ki unke select na hone ka karan hai unki shaadi hai ... interview lene wali ladki uspe itni fida thi magar jab use yeh maloom pada ki dev married hai, uska dil toot gaya aur usne dev ko select na karne ki kasam kha li....

Aaj shaam se prateek bahut khush hai. usne Tuesday hone ke bawajood apni daadi shave karli... (many of u must knw the reason of this sudden happiness)

Varun Shukla, jo pichhle hafte Tree bane the, aur usse pichle hafte Reindeer, is weekend pe confsed hain ki kya bane..(for those who know about this, please give him sugestions)

Sahil aur Surya is samay ek doosre ki jhand kar rahe hain.... (no, they are not drunk, just having fun other wise)

Samir Mantrao aaj match dekh ke itna thak gaya ki woh dopehar 2 baje se 7.15 tak so raha hai....(and no, he was not playin for india, he was just watching it on T.V.)

Sahil ko aaj achanak jhatka laga jab use pata chala ki Jivox (Bangalore based company) jiske interview aaj the, kewal ek hi student ko recruit karegi.

Kal hone wale varshik cultural samaroh ki tayarian jor shor se hostel me chal rahi hain.......show ka arambh sitar ki madhur dhwani se hoga... aur end Shom ke thapedon ki dhwani se...(ofcourse, after sme mind blowing performances by all of us.)

abhi tak iss hafte kisi ne padhai nahi ki hai... yeh hafta poore harsh aur ulaas kesaath bitaya ja raha hai...(pichhle hafte ki tarah)

Abhilash ka ek bacha, aditi, jo kal kho gaee thi, aaj wapis aa gayee hai.. aur abhilash ka room ek baar fir bachon ki hasi se bhar gaya hai.

 

Abhi ke liye itna hi...

 

Shubh Ratri

Vipash Rattan

Samachar !!

More news updates..Outlook list for summers has come out..diksha,misha,rahul,karthik and samir mantrao has made it..idhar pratheek kush hoke nach rahe hai..reason he is not selected..class 15 mins behind schedule katam ho gaya..abhi log idhar time pass kar raha hai..abi ke liye bas itna hi..

 

 

Regards,

Arif

Samachar !!

Bhaiyon aur Behano......

Aaj ke mukhya samachar...

 

yahaan arif ke room mein, anish arif ko gandi gandi galiyaan de raha hai, arif bebass hai aur kuch nahi kar pa raha.....bechara news paper padh raha hai.... sourabh ko tension ho gayee hai ki uske room se do fruit and nuts chocolate chori ho gayee hain... saala jhoot bol raha hai, ek i chori hui hai....maine  aur anish ne ki hai, arif ne bhi khayee thi...

Aaj humne aicher market mein rs. 20 each mix juice piya aur uske bad jalebi khai (desi ghee).. we even have discovered a new hair cut parlor in eldeco... touch n glow.. not bad....for all those who do not not, Sub of the day now costs Rs.75... though the change tool place a long time ago.....

Olympics craze is also almost over, children are planning to leave for home on saturday itself.. arif is upset as he has been chosen a reserve in 100m sprint.... our own sagar chug alias Mr. Ghanta is as usual passing time...(u can meet him in Abhilash's room-no need for an appointment)

Vijay....has finally decided that he doesn't want to study....is watching a movie called 'some' diamond and could evev recognize hat the actor was leo di caprio - titanic fame....Jaydeep is roaming around here n there as Srijan is over, has no damn work to do, is planning to sell off college to a business tycoon he met in Shodhyatra... (fingers crossed)

Aaj ke samachar yahin samapt hote hain...

namashkaar...

Vipash Rattan