Showing posts with label samachar. Show all posts
Showing posts with label samachar. Show all posts

Friday, March 13, 2009

Saptahik Samachar

Namaskar,
Sabse pehle, khed prakat karte hue main yeh soochit karta hoon ki financial turmoil ke karan, ab samachar kewal saptah mein ek baar prakashit hongein.
 
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Entertainment Evening ke turant baad hi kuch bachon ne hostel mein hardang machaya aur holi khelne ki koshish ki, lekin humare priye Satinder aur Surinder ne aakar sara mazaa kidkida kar diya aur sagar urf NEGTIVE ko gandi gandi galiyan di, par humein koi farak nahi pada. Note- Vijay was also a part of this holi celebration.
Holi khelne ke baad, bachon ne kaam walon ka rooop dharan kiya aur sare floor ki safayee ki.
CL Olympics mein, IWSB ke bacche, jo ek special attraction the, almost har game mein apni dhajiyanudwa kar aa gaye, aur finally is baat se santust ho gaye, ki participaion is more important.(leaving behind cricket and 100 m)
ADiti is poore hafte, as usual bachon ki tarah poore hostel mein chiikhti chillati rahi, koi class attend nahi ki, bas ghar ghar khela. (aap jante hi honge kiske saath).
Sahil abhi tak Srijan ki khatam hone ki baat ko nahi pacha paye hain aur 2 hafte se lapata hain. aaj hi pata laga hai ki sahil ki prajati ka ek jaan chandigarh mein dikha hai. (fingers crossed, woh sahil na ho.)
Aaj ki taazaa khabar ke anusar, Mansi ne humare priye Varun Shukla urf Commissioner ke moonh pe ek zordar tamacha laga. Akhri report milne tak Varun zinda paaye gaye the.
IWSB mein pehli Holi raat ke samay hi shuru ho gayee. Us raat ki celebrations ke mukhya kirdaar rahe The Kacha Jalao Boys, namely Abhilash (yes, Abhilash), Arif, Asad, Prateek, Puia, Vivek, aur Samrat (yes, all the names are correct), jinhone, aadhi rat, apne branded kache (Tommy, UCB, Jockey, Hanes) jala kar IsWB mein Holi ki pratha ka shubh arambh kiya. 
Holi ke din, 80000 ltr Beer pine ke baad Samrat bilkul hosh mein the aur Joydeep bina daroo piye bhi talli tha.
Because of some personal problems between Puia and Sourab, Pui has shifted the position of his bed. (Please pray for the two)
Aaj Jab Mr. Sanjeev Bikhchandani apna hand impression clay pe de rahe the, to unhone itna zor lagaya ki neeche pada table toot gaya.(we had to shift to another table)
 
Important Nws: The most awaited interview of the season, Gaja capital, Educomp, Vishal Mega Mart and Bonanza Portfolio was a big big disaster.
Mr. Iman ad Mr. Vikas ne hum 9 logon ki itni pyaar se maari ki hum bayaan nahi kar sakte. Mere interview mein unhone ek teer se do nishane saadhe, mere Papa ke bare mein bhi saari information leli. Sahil ne stand le liya aur kaha ki I don't know anything and that is why i want to join your company so that i can learn things during my summers. Humare apne Sourabh apni Tie ki ad karne gaye the aur Imran se pooch baithe ki meri Tie kaise hai. HOwever, yeh interbiew Hotel Raddison mein hua, jahan hum sab ne do baar Coffee pee aur cookies ka anand uthaya.
 
P.S.--- Vijay ghar se Gujiya laya hai, Varun do carton juice, cake aur cheese spread.
 
Aaj ke liye itna hi
 
Shubh Ratri
India ka No.1 Reporter, 
Vipash Rattan

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

8'oclock News

Namashkar!!
kal raat sagar ne phir pizza order kiya aur maine canteen mein maggi khaya. bhaskar ki team ne 3 bar play rehearsal kiya.
mansi aur aditi 5 laptops, 6 speakers aur 1.2 km electric wire ke saath final dance practice kar rahe they. sahil aur joydeep
"srijan" ke hangover se joojh rahe hain.kuch companies ke college mein aane se, aur "outlook" ne thok mein 5 bacchon
ko summers ke liye uthane se bacchon mein khushi ki lahar daud gayi hai. asad akbar der raat tak saare bacchhon
ka khayal rakh rahe they. abhilash jo ab tak "shaurya" aur "a few good men" 
25-30 bar dekh chuke hain, col suraj singh ke character mein ghusne ke liye hollywood  aur bollywood
war movies dekh rahe hain padhai chhod 
kar.  der rat  6th floor se chikhne chillane ki aawaze aa rahi thi, maloom karne par pataa chala ki kuch log gaane ki
rehearsal kar rahe they cultural evening ke liye. pure mahoul mei cultural evening ka nasha jadoo banke cha gaya hai.                   
is hafte door door tak padhai ka namon nishan nahin dikh raha hai. thursday onwards saare bachey ghar bhagne ki
plan bana chuke hai. pakistan mein sri lankan team ki attack se indian economy ki gdp pe -0.5 % ki effect padne wali hai.
aage ka haal jaanne ke liye har ghante pg10 par online rahiye.
staff reporter
dev.p. aka Debashish Patra

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Samachar !!

More news updates..Outlook list for summers has come out..diksha,misha,rahul,karthik and samir mantrao has made it..idhar pratheek kush hoke nach rahe hai..reason he is not selected..class 15 mins behind schedule katam ho gaya..abhi log idhar time pass kar raha hai..abi ke liye bas itna hi..
 
 
Regards,
Arif

Monday, March 2, 2009

Samachar !!

Bhaiyon aur Behano......
Aaj ke mukhya samachar...
 
yahaan arif ke room mein, anish arif ko gandi gandi galiyaan de raha hai, arif bebass hai aur kuch nahi kar pa raha.....bechara news paper padh raha hai.... sourabh ko tension ho gayee hai ki uske room se do fruit and nuts chocolate chori ho gayee hain... saala jhoot bol raha hai, ek i chori hui hai....maine  aur anish ne ki hai, arif ne bhi khayee thi...
Aaj humne aicher market mein rs. 20 each mix juice piya aur uske bad jalebi khai (desi ghee).. we even have discovered a new hair cut parlor in eldeco... touch n glow.. not bad....for all those who do not not, Sub of the day now costs Rs.75... though the change tool place a long time ago.....
Olympics craze is also almost over, children are planning to leave for home on saturday itself.. arif is upset as he has been chosen a reserve in 100m sprint.... our own sagar chug alias Mr. Ghanta is as usual passing time...(u can meet him in Abhilash's room-no need for an appointment)
Vijay....has finally decided that he doesn't want to study....is watching a movie called 'some' diamond and could evev recognize hat the actor was leo di caprio - titanic fame....Jaydeep is roaming around here n there as Srijan is over, has no damn work to do, is planning to sell off college to a business tycoon he met in Shodhyatra... (fingers crossed)
Aaj ke samachar yahin samapt hote hain...
namashkaar...

Vipash Rattan